Mad Scientist

Yesterday I was invited to the kitchen of a babbling inventor you escaped from a black hole in space.  I walked up to the door and pressed to oversized doorbell.  The inventor opened the door and said "Come in!"  He had a large blue cyborg eyepiece over his left eye.  I stepped in and looked around.  There were all sorts of high-tech equipment lying around.  He brought me to his kitchen and told me to sit down.  I sat down on a floating chair with buttons all over it.  I pressed the up arrow and I started floating higher.  I pressed the down arrow and started to lower.  "Have some chips!" said the mad scientist.  He handed me a metal box with flashing buttons all over it.  I pressed the button that said chips.  A speech bubble came out and floated above the top of the box.  It read "What type of chips would you like?"  "Big, Mexican ones."  I said.  Instantly a bowl of big, Mexican chips appeared with a little bowl of guacamole sitting next to them.  I tried the chip and dip.  They were the best chips I ever had.  They tasted like the chips of my dreams.  I gobbled them all down quickly and asked for some more.  He gave me them then put the machine away.  "I need to use the bathroom." I said.  He pressed a button on the wall and a row of orange flashing lights appeared on the wall.  "Follow the lights and you will reach the bathroom." he said.  I followed the lights down the long hallways until I came to where they stopped.  Then the door next to me opened and I saw a sign that said bathroom.  I walked into the room and sat on the toilet.  Zoom!  Something whizzed by my face.  That's weird I thought.  I'm sure there used to be mirror sitting on the wall.  Again something whizzed by my face.  "I'll catch it next time it does that." I said to myself.  Zoom!  I caught it.  I looked in my hands and saw the bathroom mirror with a pair of wings squirming in my grip.