Vampires

I was walking up to a vampire, with a stake held behind my back.  He noticed me and started rushing at me.  I pulled the stake out and ran at him.  He kept running towards me and I stabbed him in the heart with the stake.  He fell on the ground and died.  Then he died again.  Three more vampires came out of the shadows.
"You killed our friend!" they shouted in unison.

Engage

In school, I have this new engage unit about photo editing.  It looks fun.  We were shown some before and after pictures and they looked really cool.  I really want to use photo shop but it might cost to much money.  😢  I think photo shop is one of the best photo editors out there.  It has so many features, but it is a little complicated.  I hope I can make some really awesome pictures.

Post of the Week

Today is the first time that I will be doing post of the week so I am only gonna do that.  Most other Sundays, I will make a post then write the post of the week in a seperate paragraph, at the bottom.

The Post of the Week was ......

FLYING PIGS!!!

Bat2Exe

I have had this program on my old computer for a long time.  Now I have put it on my new computer.  The program is Bat2Exe.  What it does is it turns batch files into executable files.  This is useful for many reasons.  If you were making it be a password lock and you didn't want people to press edit and see the password, you could use this.  When it is in .EXE form it is encrypted so the user will not be able to read the data.  A batch command could go from normal batch, to r7asg or something like that.  Also it looks a lot more professional.

Funnyness

My friend Daniel was making a post on his blog, and he did this funny post.  He was posting on an Ipad with IOS 8 so when you tyoe there are the word buttons right above the keyboard.  What he did was he kept clicking the middle one until a funny story came out.  It made very little sense.  Now I just got this IDEA, and I am going to make a batch program that has a big list of words and it is randomly going to choose words and make some weird story.  Once I make it I will send you the code.

New Posting Idea

Now on sundays, on the post I do at the bottom I will put the post of the week.  Post of the week is when I write what the most popular post of the week was.

By the way, that post in a different language was in Greek.

Flying Pigs

There was a flying pig that had laser vision.  The flying would zap people with his laser vision.  Then the flying pig went over to Fred the llamas house.  And they went next door and zapped an old lady.

The End

ελληνικές μεταφράσεις

Έτσι, σήμερα Πάω να γράφει τη θέση μου στα ελληνικά . Αν κάποιος που διαβάζει αυτό μπορεί να αποκρυπτογραφήσει αυτό που λέει , εγώ θα σας δώσω ένα βραβείο ( αλλά μόνο αν υπάρχει μια πιθανότητα 50% πιθανότητα ) . Εδώ είναι μια λέξη που θα πρέπει να θυμόμαστε και μόνο το post στο blog μου σε ένα σχόλιο ή να μου πείτε αύριο . Η λέξη είναι " κύκλους " . Απλά πρέπει να αλλάξουν κύκλους στα ελληνικά , με κύκλους στα αγγλικά .

Math Placements

I am going into algebra1 math for next year.  The end.


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Icons

If you ever want to get customized icons that you can put on your desktop, then read this post and you can find out how.  At first when I tried to do this, I just changed the file type of a JPEG picture to an ICO icon file.  Then I tried using it for an icon, but it didn't work.  Later I went on the internet and searched up "icon converter."  I clicked on the first result.  It took me to converticon.com.  On converticon, you select a picture then press convert, and it will convert it into an icon for you.  After that, go to a shortcut that you want to change.  Then you right click it and select properties.  On the properties window, go on the shortcut tab and click change icon.  On there go and find your icon.  Then all you have to do is save it.

Batch Loading

Right now I am going to show you how to make it look like something is loading in batch.  So you have to use the timeout command and set it to nul so the person reading it doesn't know it is happening.  This is a basic one.

@echo Loading .
timeout /T > nul
@echo Loading . .
timeout /T > nul
@echo Loading . . .
timeout /T > nul

If you wanted it to go from 1 dot to three dots 3 times you could do it like this so you wouldn't have to repeat it over and over again.

@echo off

set aa = 0

:1

@echo Loading .

timeout /T 1 >nul

cls

@echo Loading . .

timeout /T 1 >nul

cls

@echo Loading . . .

timeout /T 1 >nul

cls

set /a aa=%aa%+1

If /i %aa% EQU 3 goto next

goto 1

:next
pause

Finished

Literally 3 minutes after I posted the blog post last night about the number generator I finished making it.  I was to lazy to go back on my blog and repost it so I just saved it for today.  Here is the code.  It is a batch file so save it as .bat

@echo off
set aa = 0
title Number Generator
cd %userprofile%/documents
:1
cls
color 0a
@echo Your number file will appear in your documents folder.
pause
:2
cls
@echo Generating Numbers .
timeout /T 1 >nul
cls
@echo Generating Numbers . .
timeout /T 1 >nul
cls
@echo Generating Numbers . . .
timeout /T 1 >nul
cls
set /a aa=%aa%+1
if /i %aa% EQU 3 goto 3
goto 2
:3
cls
echo %random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random% >randomNumbers.txt
@echo Your numbers have been generated.  Check your documents and you will find it.
pause
exit

Number Generator

I am working on a batch number generator that will generate a lot of random numbers then save them to a file on your computer so you can use them for later use like doing a simulation or something like that.

My Computer

For some reason the time on my computer is very messed up.  Right now when I am writing this post it is 8:03 PM Eastern Time.  On my computer it is 6:07 AM.  That is a pretty big difference.  The other thing about my computer is that it has magnets inside of it to keep it closed.  At first I thought I had put a magnet on the computer and something bad would happened but then I realized it happened with paper clips and other metals too.  Thankfully not I know.

How to Break Through Combination Locks

This post is kind of a joke off of my other post on how to pick locks.  It there is a combination lock that doesn't have a key hole then this is how you break through it.  Just follow these simple steps and become a lock smashing genius.
Step 1: Find a lock.
Step 2: Find a fire extinguisher.
Step 3: Hold the fire extinguisher in both hands over your head.
Step 4: Use all your strength and bring the fire extinguisher down on the lock as hard as you can.
Step 5: Remove the broken lock from the locker.
Step 6: Open the locker.
Step 7: If anyone sees you, shoot them with the fire extinguisher.
Step 8: Go home and eat nachos.

No Page Views

I haven't gotten any page views since yesterday and I am very annoyed.

Pie or Pi

This week on Saturday it will be international Pi day.  At 9:26 in the morning it will be the closest we can get to Pi until 2115.  It will be 3.1415926 it is the first 8 digits of Pi.  Also my aunt made this really good cherry apple pie that was two times better than any pie I had ever had before.

Annoying Popup

On my computer, I downloaded Java and since then popups have been coming up saying "There is a new update available for java!".  At first I would just close them and ignore them but eventually I decided to update it so the messages would go away.  When the message opened up, I clicked Update.  It started loading and then it said "No updates available!".  When I saw that I really got angry.  Why would it tell me to update it if there wasn't even an update.  The only reason I wrote this post was because when I was getting on to blogger, it popped up on my screen.

LA

Today I worked on my wonder literary essay.

222

So I was going on blogger to write something but I didn't have any ideas, so I came back later and it had closed out.  I went back on it and saw that I had exactly 222 posts.  Then I got an idea.  And I wrote this post.

Lock Picking

Today I have made the video of how to pick locks.  It shows you how to pick locks with just two paper clips.  I learned how to do this a month ago when I lost the key to my safe (which is the safe in the video).  I found it 10 minutes later.  I had to upload the video in low def because it hi def was to much space.

Exploding Water Bottle Gun

Today I am going to show you how to make an ordinary water bottle, turn into a gun.

WARNING!!!   DO NOT SHOOT THIS AT PEOPLE

Wonder Essay

In the book Wonder (wonder book) by R.J. Palacio (author), Auggie has a facial

deformity (facial deformity) and people do not like that (people not liking something).  He is bullied (bullying) a lot at school (school) and I think this story is about Auggie (auggie) trying to fit in at school (fitting in at school).  Eventually most people are nice (being nice) to him but at the beginning of the story, it is a nightmare (nightmare) for Auggie.  People always look away from him when they see him.  When people see him for the first time they will be shocked (shocked face) or surprised.  People are mean to him a lot and they will call him names (teasing) or leave mean notes on his locker (locker).  There are many other things that people will do that are rude or mean to Auggie but these three are the only ones I am going to explain in this essay.  Because of all this I think people think Auggie is strange (strange).

Throughout the story people are always looking (looking away) away from Auggies's face whenever they see him.  They also stare (staring) at him a lot too.  For example on page 22 the author writes "Jack Will looked at me and put out his hand (hand).  When I shook it, he kind of half smiled and said 'Hey' and looked down (looking down) really fast."  Jack Will looked down and that shows that people don't want to look at his face because of the deformity.  People will always stare (stare) at him too.  Sometimes in the park (park) or at school people just stare at him with their mouth open (mouth open staring).  That is very rude because if he sees them he will know they think he is strange and it will make him feel bad (sad face).

When people see (seeing/looking) him for the first time they will be shocked (shocked face) or surprised.  On page 63 the author writes "he got a look at my face and without even meaning to said “Whoa!" (shocked face with whoa word)  This shows that people do get shocked when they look at his face.  The 8th grader was surprised when he saw Auggie (auggie) for the first time as he was running down the stairs (stairs).  That is why he said that (whoa word) even though he didn’t mean to.  It was rude to Auggie for him to do that because it will make Auggie feel bad (sad face) because someone was freaked (freaked out) out just by looking at him.

People are mean (mean stuff) to him a lot in the book (book).  They will ask mean or rude questions (question asking) and call him names. They will also pretend that he has some plague (plague) and you can't touch him or else you will catch it and you have to wash your hands (washing hands) within 30 seconds or you will catch it too.  On page 29 the author writes:  "What’s the deal with your face, I mean were you in a fire or something. (fire)'"  This shows that people are mean to him.  It shows that because Julian was asking a mean and rude (mean question) question about his face.  But there are also nice people (nice people).  One time Auggie made a joke and a person left a doll (ugly doll) in his locker with a note on it.  There are also a lot of other nice people like JackWill and Summer and others.

People are mean (mean) to Auggie.  They always look away or stare (looking away) when they see him.  They will be shocked and very surprised (surprised) if they see him.  They do much more things to him too.  All of this happens because Auggie has a facial deformity.  People can be a little scared (scared) or surprised at that but for some reason they will bully (bullying) him about it too and that will make him feel bad.  It is a bad thing to bully (more bullying) him about something he was born with and can’t do anything about.  People think that Auggie’s facial deformity is strange (fades out into nothing).

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Annoying Stuff on my Website

Now I tried to make a files page on my website but whenever I click on the it justs says 404 error.  So now I can't post files on a separate page of my site.

Hot Tub

Over break in Canada we had a ski in ski out condo and there was a hot tub in the back.  We would jump out of the hot tub and roll in the snow.  When we would get back in the hot tub, it would burn us because the snow was freezing then the hot tub was 105 degrees.  We would be screaming really loudly and we got it on video.  It was hilarious.

Lock Picking

I learned how to pick locks about a month ago when I lost the key to my safe (I have found it).  It is actually quite simply to pick most locks.  I got it on my fourth try.  All you need is to turn the lock to the right and put some pressure on it then start pushing the pins up.  The pins will stick in the proper position once they are put there as long as you are putting some turning pressure on the lock.  I will make a video soon and put a link to it on here.  I'm sorry I can't show you how properly with words but a video will make it easier to see.

Wonder Essay

In the book Wonder (wonder book) by R.J. Palacio (author), Auggie has a facial deformity (facial deformity) and people do not like that (people not liking something).  He is bullied (bullying) a lot at school (school) and I think this story is about Auggie (auggie) trying to fit in at school (fitting in at school).  Eventually most people are nice (being nice) to him but at the beginning of the story, it is a nightmare (nightmare) for Auggie.  People always look away from him when they see him.  When people see him for the first time they will be shocked (shocked face) or surprised.  People are mean to him a lot and they will call him names (teasing) or leave mean notes on his locker (locker).  There are many other things that people will do that are rude or mean to Auggie but these three are the only ones I am going to explain in this essay.  Because of all this I think people think Auggie is strange.

Throughout the story people are always looking (looking away) away from Auggies's face whenever they see him.  They also stare at him a lot too.  For example on page 22 the author writes "Jack Will looked at me and put out his hand.  When I shook it, he kind of half smiled and said 'Hey' and looked down really fast."  Jack Will looked down and that shows that people don't want to look at his face because of the deformity.  People will always stare at him too.  Sometimes in the park or at school people just stare at him with their mouth open.  That is very rude because if he sees them he will know they think he is strange and it will make him feel bad.

When people see him for the first time they will be shocked or surprised.  On page 63 the author writes "he got a look at my face and without even meaning to said “Whoa!"  This shows that people do get shocked when they look at his face.  The 8th grader was surprised when he saw Auggie for the first time as he was running down the stairs.  That is why he said that even though he didn’t mean to.  It was rude to Auggie for him to do that because it will make Auggie feel bad because someone was freaked out just by looking at him.

People are mean to him a lot in the book.  They will ask mean or rude questions and call him names. They will also pretend that he has some plague and you can't touch him or else you will catch it and you have to wash your hands within 30 seconds or you will catch it too.  On page 29 the author writes:  "What’s the deal with your face, I mean were you in a fire or something.'"  This shows that people are mean to him.  It shows that because Julian was asking a mean and rude question about his face.  But there are also nice people.  One time Auggie made a joke and a person left a doll in his locker with a note on it.  There are also a lot of other nice people like JackWill and Summer and others.

People are mean to Auggie.  They always look away or stare when they see him.  They will be shocked and very surprised if they see him.  They do much more things to him too.  All of this happens because Auggie has a facial deformity.  People can be a little scared or surprised at that but for some reason they will bully him about it too and that will make him feel bad.  It is a bad thing to bully him about something he was born with and can’t do anything about.  People think that Auggie’s facial deformity is strange.