Canadian Goose

One early Sunday morning I was walking on a path that I had walked down many times before.  I was reaching a bend in the path and I was about to walk around it when I looked at the sky and saw a huge castle with a rocket booster floating above me.  It started to land on the path a few miles down.  I jogged towards the castle hardly even noticing the wonderful summer landscape around me.  In just under 20 minutes I had reached the castle.  Around it was a moat that must have floated along with it because it had never been there before today.  As I got closer a little mechanical CCTV camera popped out of the wall.  "Who is there?" it asked in an inhuman voice.  "Tate is here." I replied.  Suddenly the CCTV camera shot back into the wall and I heard a little conversation.  It shot back out and said "Enter.".  The drawbridge fell across the moat and I stepped over it.  I walked into the courtyard on the inside of the castle.  There were thousands of trees everywhere.  This is huge I thought to my self.  Then a goose on jetpacks flew in from the sky and landed right in front of me.  "Hi!" it screamed.  "Um, hi." I said much more quietly than the goose.  "Bye!" it shouted again and flew off to the other end of the courtyard.  I followed it as best as I could.  It beat me to the other end by nearly 5 minutes and was trying to open the gate when I arrived.  "Who are you?" I asked the goose.  "Goosey Goose, Goosey Goose!" it replied.  It finally succeeded in opening the gate and it waddled through.  "Buford, get down here now!" screamed the goose.  A table with helicopter rotors on top flew down the stairs and landed at the gooses feat.  The rotor blades shot back into the top and it looked like a normal table.  "I want cheese now!" the goose shrieked.  "Yes sir!" the table said with a robotic voice.  Its helicopter rotors popped back out again and it soared off down the hall.  "Why is that table flying?" I asked the goose.  "Its name is Buford!" he shouted back at me.  "Ok then, why is Buford flying?" "Because I made him fly!" shrieked the goose.  "What is my name?" the goose asked me.  "Goosey Goose?" I replied.  "Correct" replied the goose.  Just then Buford flew back in with a 5 foot circular block of cheese.  "Yum Yum Yum!" yelled the goose.  He raced for the cheese and devoured it is 5 seconds.  He came back and said "Good cheese."  I turned around and looked for Buford but he was nowhere to be seen.  "Where's Buford?" I asked the goose.  "Eating cheese!" the goose replied.  "Tables can eat cheese?" I asked.  "Yup!" it shrieked.  Then it tried to fly with its wings instead of its jetpack.  "Fly Goosey Goosey, Fly!"  It screamed.  Then it pushed a button on its jetpack and flew up, hit the ceiling, and fell back down again unconscious.  Several minutes later it woke up and started screeching even louder than before.  "Buford!!!" it screeched.  "Buford! Buford! Buford!" it started screeching constantly.  5 minutes later I was able to calm it down enough so I could ask it how the castle got here.  "It flew in like a rocket!" it yelled at me.  "Well I came around a bend and saw it fall from the sky." I said.  "Well I came in like a wrecking ball!" it screeched at me.  Then it pressed a button on its jetpack and a wrecking ball popped out of the ceiling.  The goose jumped up and started swinging around on it.  "Wheeeee!  Wheeeee!" it screeched.  The it busted down the door with a karate kick and said "leave now!".  I walked out of the door and he said "Come back!" I walked back in and the door blew up behind me.  "Why did that happen?" I asked.  "Hi!" said the goose.